Matzah Flavored Beer

This is the beer of Affliction. It’s an ugly chick magnet

A small brewery out in Hillsboro, Oregon is making the worst beer in the world. That’s right. Ambacht Brewing is making a Matzah flavor beer. Ew gross ew cooties. This sounds worse than the time I thought my homebrew had an infection but I still drank it anyways. This sounds worse than drinking a bottle of piss. But the good news is that this does sound better than actually eating the dried up, burnt cracker we call matzah. Although this is not kosher for Passover, I say who cares. The point of eating matzah is to suffer. So why not break the bottle instead of breaking the bread?

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