
Oh Rabbis. Always having way too many kids. Always marrying their kids with other Rabbis, so that their grandchildren will be possessed with super-Jewwey genetic powers. And then Hitler cries in his grave.
Last week, two greatest cult-like figures in the Satmar tradition married off their children. Great houses were wed together in the bond of holy matrimony, where the wife can be beaten regularly and wont be able to get a divorce. It was literally like the marriage between House Stark and House Lannister in Game of Thrones, except nothing like it.






