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Let the Hipster Hunger Games Begin

I saw the Hunger Games and it made me feel emotions briefly. Now that I have watched it, let us laugh at Hipsters, because that is the logical next step. Laughing at Hipsters is always finny, especially in parody form. So laugh laugh laugh laugh your vinyl records away and other lazy cultural tropes because that is the entire existence of the internet. Make one funny joke and then wait for every other person to smash it and smash it and smash it into little meme pieces until you hate the original joke and you don’t know why but there is a feeling of hollowness inside your very soul (see: Shit ________ Says).

Does the internet reward lazy? If so, why aren’t I famous yet? #lazyandapathetic


Now THIS meme is actually offensive and therefore 1,000 times funnier than the video.

/Flavorwire

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  1. Funny? There’s nothing remotely funny about it.

    Unless you’re a 28 year old longboarding gandalf I suppose. No wonder real skaters hate you f*cks.

    Hipsters are really concerned with humour being ‘funny’ until it’s aimed at them and their phoney culture of meme and irony. Suddenly, then, all bets are off. Don’t you dare point out the hypocrisies of hipsterdom, particularly in the burg and park slope areas. People mock things – all sorts of things – that tend to be worthy of mocking in some way.

    Just think of it this way…you’ve become worthy. Finally worthyyyyyyy ROFL

    Sadly, it’s not for a groundswell of people invading the Peace Corps. It’s not for a groundswell of people living in affordable areas so they don’t have to live off their parents over the age of 18. It’s not for having chosen career fields that would NOT require hundred thousand dollar loans they’d cry about and then default on. It’s not about doing ANYTHING useful for anyone but yourselves. That’s it. Damn the rest of the world because, according to you, it’s so wrong it justifies rejection.

    Funny how when that rejection comes your way you cry like little the spoiled children you are and call mumsy and da-da in tears.

    “I just don’t feel as special here as I thought I would Mommy.”
    “Oh don’t you worry Ethan, you’re as special there as anywhere you go.”

    LOL

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