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Kosher Diapers – Now with VELCRO

“Kosher Diapers” which is secured by velcro fasteners instead of adhesive tape. With the Velcro fasteners there is no חשש, whatsoever – not when opening and not when closing the strips.

Kosher is a becoming a really loose, vague term. I predict in one hundred years all Jews will be knows as ‘Koshers’. Jewish slurs will include words such as ‘Kosh-ee’, ‘Bacon’, and ‘Pork-Fucker’.

And more importantly, everything will have a ‘Kosher’ version. Kosher shoes. Kosher chairs. Kosher sex toys. Oh wait. Those already exist. Can I be Kosher, too?

Can’t wait until they make Kosher depends. I’ll live out my days as a 5 foot tall 85 year old man in a Jewish nursing home. But atleast I’ll know that my incontinence is Rabbi approved.

//Failed Messiah

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