The ruling on Obamacare today by the Supreme Court got me thinking…
Seriously. If you’re a poor 6 year old you should have thought of that before you were born. I mean you have to be a pretty strong sperm to get to your mother’s egg. You should have been smart enough not to impreggo that egg and grow up poor. What were you thinking? And now you want health care? You should have been born into a rich family, dummy. Stop freeloading and pooping in your diapers.
Seriously, where do kids get off thinking they should be given everything? I just read in this week’s The Onion that Johnson and Johnson is introducing a new shampoo called “Nothing But Tears” and I welcome it with open arms. Let’s toughen up these newborns and get them to live on their own by the age of 4.
Get a job you lazy poop machines!