Subscribe!

Kickstarters are all scams, DO NOT DONATE TO THEM

I knew it. I knew when my friend asked me to give money to his ‘super cool’ Kickstarter campaign so his band could ‘record an album’, that he was scamming me. He was using the oldest trick in the book; fake charity. Here I thought I was doing him a favor, jump-starting his music career so that when he became famous he would take me on tour. We’d snort coke or opium, whatever it is the kids do these days, while cavorting merrily off of his success and talent. But alas!

Kickstarter is a scam. As is indiegogo. Don’t trust either site. Never use either site. If a friend tried to get you to ‘donate’ to them through that site, puncture their tires and tell them to eff off. The internet is a dangerous place.

“They’re not as bad as child molesters, but they’re close.”

About author
Co-Owner/Editor of Hipsterjew.com. Comedian. Collector of souls. Sometimes my mom comments on my posts. See if you can figure out which one she is! (Hint: The one who tells me be to nicer and worries about my well-being.) Follow @chickywink
2 total comments on this postSubmit yours
  1. Fuck you sir. Through kickstarter I have been able to obtain funding for indie movies that would have otherwise been impossible to create. So, to restate my point, Fuck you.

Submit your comment

Please enter your name

Your name is required

Please enter a valid email address

An email address is required

Please enter your message

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 28 other subscribers

Hipster Jew © 2013 All Rights Reserved

Designed by WPSHOWER

Powered by WordPress

%d bloggers like this: