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Guinness Falafel Record Broken

Anyone else concerned with show of bravado? 100+ pound falafel? Are you telling me Jordan* made a falafel that is as large and repungent as I am? This is why no other Western country in the world respects Israel. The US gives them like a billion gazillion dollars a year because we are BFFLs, and they still can’t compete at Guinness World Records?!?! Even Palestine holds the record for the World’s Saddest Place.

Pick up yourself Israel. Or you’ll lose the international propaganda wars.

*Also, anyone else thinks this has something to do with the IOC not celebrating the Munich Massacre? If you don’t see a connection here, you are a self-hating anti-Semite.

//Oh what’s this? Guinness World Record is stupid?

/// Oh, you say Lebanon holds the record for most hummus made? And some US Jews own the record for largest falafel ball? And Lebanon also holds the record for most amount of falafel balls made? Those all totally deserve separate awards. Now who will win the ‘best sport’ award?

//// EVERYONE WINS THAT ONE!!!!

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