Joobs are the best NSFW way to sell t-shirts

Regretsy once again highlighted that many Etsy users understand that sex sells. Sex and borderline pornographic pictures sell.

Which leads to the conclusion that boobs sell. This is America after all, the land of big, fake boobs. But who needs fake boobs when you can use big real Joobs to sell your t-shirt about Jesus and Kosher and ______ buzzword involving Judaism?

All those Jewish people who spend all their time trying to get Jewish babies to come about, this is how you do it: Shameless sexual Jewish self-promotion. Not with your stupid ‘guilt’ campaigns.

Atleast we have The Duckman to sell our shirts. Any girls with Joobs looking to help us out?

//Regretsy