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Jerry Maguire child star is a sexy He-bro

Steroids: It’s whats for Shabbat dinner.

What to say about a kid who used to be a typical 90s nerdy Jewish child and is now a stud muffin in the highest regard that one man could call another man a stud muffin?

Jonathan Lipnicki is also only 21…hey ladieeeez!

And he’s only 5’3. I’m not saying being a short Jewish person would be a reason to have a Napoleon complex…but…well…that would explain the above picture quite well.

And don’t worry, he hasn’t had a memorable acting role since Jerry Maguire (or…yet?).

// I really almost wrote ‘Jewwy Maguire’, but then his name would need to be ‘Jewwy Goldstein’ to be stereotypical, and besides that doesn’t even make any sense.

/// He’d be the best (and most famous) Who Wants a HJ as of yet. So I probably shouldn’t talk shit. Unless the Duckman has become famous in Thailand. In which case…

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  • about 16 hours ago

    @SeanPaulsen 19, 21, 23. We are old :(

  • May 19, 2013 02:17

    @TheRiceCakes hell yes! Love you

  • May 18, 2013 01:51

    @vboykis aw that place is so cute and filled with rich 20-somethings drinking $100 bottles of wine.

  • May 18, 2013 01:48

    @vboykis also where did you go? Cantina? Im spending next weekend at Cantina drowning in margaritas.

  • May 18, 2013 01:45

    @vboykis you didn't instagram your meal. Must be a social experiment

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