Meet hell on earth. Truly terrible. Lots of baby-crazy Jewish women, thinking about marriage. It’s like some sadist neo-Nazi out there thought of the worst thing in the world, and then decided to apply it to Jewish males ages 18-85. Like paying for an over-priced wedding on a 15 year marriage (if lucky) isn’t bad enough? Makes a man glad he isn’t getting married until atleast 2018.
For the goys out there, don’t be fooled. Jewish weddings aren’t nearly as fun as Wedding Crashers made them appear. All the guilt. The kvetching.
Signing a traditional Jewish marriage document? Or a document created by the devil and given to the Rabbis as a means of punishment for Adam’s original sin?