In Praise of the Word C*U*N*T

Yes, bitches, I mean the c-word, c-younexttoday, other nicknames for cunt. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a word that rhymes with fun+t.

The intolerance of the word cunt is completely irrational. People will use any other type of curse word, but for some reason cunt is off limits. This makes no sense to me. And it should not make sense to you either.

And don’t call me a woman-hater about that, my affection for the word ‘cunt’ only has A LITTLE bit to do with the two years I got all femenisty and did the Vagina Monologues. Or a lot. But, also a lot to do with the fact that English people say cunt  a lot on television and I think it’s HILARIOUS.

But lets think about it. Guys have angry-sounding words for their fun parts like “cock”,  ”dick”, ” pee-pee”. Why can’t we get one? Pussy reminds me of cats, and va-jay-jay sounds like some sort of strange bird. I want to be able to use A HARSHLY-WORDED WORD FOR VAGINA!!!

And I want it to be cunt.

When a woman is being a step up above a bitch, say she’s moved on into the terroritory of just slightly above bitch, what is that called? Why do we have no accessible word for that type of annoyingness?

My fellow hipster jew brothers and sisters, I vote we choose cunt.

Lets start a fucking revolution.