“I’m a Senator and You Can Too”

*Schlitz, being the diva she is (she takes after Mindy), refused to collaborate on anything with Mikvah. So here is her story on Orthodox Lady Senators.*

Alright. before you say anything. Before you judge her. look at the positives.

Mindy Meyer:

1. Really knows how to use eyeliner to accentuate her icy-blue eyes.
2. Dresses stylishly while still conservatively.
3. Understands that being racist about your ol’ “stop and frisk” is wrong.

To be honest, I am excited to see an Orthodox jewish lass doing something political with her life. It arouses me that she is using the rich Jewish men she has around her for bettering mankind rather than just buying some really awesome shoes. Maybe her way of getting there is a little…unorthodox (I heard it described as Jersey Shore-esque on the ol’ bookface) but I mean it’s better then (my contribution to society) nothing.

And she’s like, really pretty. Like super duper pretty. What convention do all these Republican ladies go to to teaches them how to make their hair so shiny? Not to mention the girlchik really knows how to pose in that traditional jewish-american-princess-picture way. I’m sooooooooo jelly. *Her facebook page must be DOPE.

These must be her BFFLS!

If I was living in New York, I would totally ironically vote for her Republican ass. It’s important that New York finally elects their “first young women” as senator.

*Read in the voice of Aziz Ansari.