Your favorite Swedish furniture store is now selling beer in the United Kingdom. It’s called Öl Mörk Lager which translates to “Dark Lager Beer.” Already sound cheap and crappy? Unfortunately, Ikea has yet to develop an Allen Wrench that doubles as a bottle opener. The good news is the beer comes with instructions and ingredients to brew it. The bad news is, Lagers are a bitch to brew.
Just kidding. But seriously, Ikea is brewing and selling beer now. Most likely because they understand people buy more useless crap when they’re drunk. You always regret your decisions when you’re drunk. And you always regret your IKEA purchases after buying them. So this works out perfectly. Enjoy your Dark Lager, UK. I’ll enjoy anther day I’m not forced to put together another crappy IKEA shelving unit.
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