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Hipster Jews taking over Johannesburg, South Africa

I saw this New York Times article today and it almost blew my mind. Hipsters are slowly taking over Johannesburg?!?

We (Jews) control the diamond industry there, among only God knows what else. Yet to learn that there are South African Jewish hipsters leads one to believe that the Heebster cultural revolution is well on it’s way to world domination. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that the city’s name ends in ‘burg’?

It works well if your name is Adam Levy. Your parents can control all the world banks and give you trust funds and financial backing. Then after you decide you don’t actually want to use your hundred-thousand dollar law degree you can go into real estate.

I’ll just refer you back to this Venn Diagram.

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  1. You are not so great these lovely buildings that you are publishing was done with blood, sweat and tears by other people that put you on the map and that you are now refusing to pay for labour done yet you can publish the photo’s and everybody comments on the lovely buildings which was not done by you and that you suckered people out of the money due to them on complication of the work. Due to you not wanting to pay for labour has got people to loose there jobs so that you can be know as the POOR JEW that made in SA. Shame!!!!! get over it.

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