Are you a Haredi man? Do you have such horrible and complicated mental issues that you can’t look at the flesh of a woman? Are you sexually frustrated to the point that the sight of a women gets you going? Well then do we have the scam for you!
Move over Google glasses, because Haredis are one step ahead of you. Now you can buy eye glasses that blur the entire world except for your feet. Thats right! Walk into walls, Walk into poles, just don’t look at women. Thank you clever Haredis. Instead of years of sexual therapy that you clearly need, you make glasses to shield yourself from getting a boner.