Happy 64th Birthday Israel, You Foxy Beast

The Duckman —  04/26/2012 —  Comments

Happy 64th Birthday Israel!

You have given us so much, how do I give back? I guess with this little bit of advice: When you shoot off fireworks, aim away from the face. Oh who am I kidding, many of you have shot giant guns and rockets. You know what to do. (This post is unintentionally sexual. So here are some photos of Bar Refaeli and Natalie Portman celebrating your birthday!)

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  1. ali mohammadi says:

    happy birthday for israel and happy birthday for bar refaeli,i wish all dreams of you come true.