The Hanukkah Brony Gallery!

Hanukkah and Bronies. Two things you never would have thought possible have just come together. Yes. My Little Pony, Jewish dudes, and Hanukkah are celebrating in style this year.

Maybe you are a Brony Jew. Maybe you know a Brony Jew, one who hides in shame in the real world, but is a king or Princess Celestia (yes I had to Google that) on the internet. Well, I suppose this is a Hanukkah gift to them. Support their weird, asocial obsession, and try to remember all the normal things they do; like eat, poop, and sleep. Everyone does that. Even My Little Brony Jews.

Deviantart Member Elegantmisreader had this to say about their Jewish Pony:

It was decided somewhere on reddit a while back that Rainbow Dash is Jewish. This image popped into my head last night and WOULD NOT LEAVE so I am subjecting all of you to it. Happy fucking Hanukkah.Also: YES I know that Hanukkah menorahs have nine branches, not seven. Equestrian Jews only celebrate for six days. Also this makes it easier for Ms. Dashowitz to commemorate all of her friends in candle form (l2r: FS, AJ, TS, Spike, PP, R, RD)

 

 

Here’s another wonderful Brony Hanukkah picture. Perfect for buying a large copy, framing it, and giving it to the Brony of your dreams. Best part is that you’ll definitely piss off their parents. Isn’t that what Hanukkah is about?

Another Hanukkah picture by the previous artists, PixelKitties. If I had to use my brain and eyes, I’d say it’s a picture of a pink pony winning all the gelt and pissing off two other white/purple ponies. Would Jewish ponies be mostly white? Is that why the other two ponies are angry, because a goy totally bested them in dreidel?

This drawing, by SouthParkTaoist, is simple and direct. It seems that they have also accepted the Reddit opinion that the rainbow pony is the Jewish pony. Is it because Redditors believe that there is a higher percentage of openly gay Jews than the average population? What’s the halachic opinion on this?

Finally we have the runner up picture. It’s a bit of a cruder drawing, but that doesn’t take away from its fabulousness. Here’s user Closer-To-The-Sun‘s caption for this picture:

“Honestly, Spike does not know what he is missing! This Hanukkah holiday is very interesting and rich in history. Let’s see, I just lit the menorah for the first day, so now I get to play with the dreidel. Oh! What’s this about chocolate gelt? That sounds very interesting to learn about! Oh, and potato pancakes? This is going to be so fun! I really don’t see what Spike is doing to miss this!”

Well there you have it. Happy Bronukkah everyone!