Get Me This White House Home Brew

Cooking for the President and his family can be tedious. Especially when the First Lady forces you to use “vegetables” from her “garden” and to be “healthy” to set a good “example.” But being that there are only 3 meals a day, it seems to be the kitchen staff has too much time on their hands. So they do what I do when I have too much time on my hands… faaap HOME BREW!

Home brewing is awesome. Not because it’s cheaper than buying beer. Rather because it’s so much more satisfying to create your own beer with nutrients and awesomeness instead of buying piss in a bottle. Or piss in a pint. Or piss in a PBR can.

Every few months a product comes out that I obviously can’t have. And there is nothing I want more than something I can’t have. So please get me a bottle of White House Home Brew. I’ll even trade a Hipster Jew shirt for one. If that were a six pack, that would cost like $90. So I think that’s a fair deal.