A few years from now when I’m in my underground bunker loving life every night, please do not come crying to me. I warned you. I warned you all that the power we were giving cats was a little too much. But you all IGNORED me.
“Cats are cute and fluffy. What could they possibly go wrong?”
Some idiots have created video games for cats. This two-men team of TJ Fuller and Nate Murra were failing at creating video games for children and decided their best option was to aid in the destruction of the world. There they sat: (getting stoned) watching youtube videos of cats playing on Ipads. What to do with this information? Why not make a game strictly for cats?
“After I reach the end of this snail piano, I’m coming for your throat.”
Do they understand the consequences of sticking TECHNOLOGY in the hands of SATAN’S MINIONS???
It’s been real but I’m heading out. I’ll see you in thirty years when the supplies in the bunker run out. Good luck surviving the cat-ocalypse, readers.