You ever feel lonely around Christmas time? All of your friends are joyfully spending way too much money on presents their friends will most likely regift or drink within the next week. Everyone is cheerful. But you can’t join in. You’re sitting at home, watching shitty movies, and eating shitty Chinese food. Like the stereotype you are.
I don’t have to tell you how much it sucks to be a Jew on Christmas. The worst part is when you are invited to the Ugly Christmas Sweater party and you don’t even have an ugly sweater worthy of such a time-honored themed holiday party. None. You own an ugly sweater vest that you thought was cool in the late-90′s, maybe. But an ugly sweater? Who will save us from such fashion embarrassment? Introducing, Hanukkah Sweaters:
We need you to pony up some dough and get on this Kickstarter.
I wasn’t going to write a post on this, but have relented for a couple reasons. One being that I’ve seen every other Jewish site post this, but they still haven’t reached their goal. With only 7 days left, we might receive the magical Hanukkah Sweaters we always wanted.* So please donate what you can. I want us to be happy for once when the holidays roll around.
*Please note that Urban Outfitters has probably already stolen this idea and will have them available in the Fall of 2013, without compensation.
// Check out their website Gelt Fiend