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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/08/happy-new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Duckman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rosh hashanah]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shana Tova to all jewish hipsters.]]></description>
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		<title>Our advice for eternal salvation</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/08/advice-for-eternal-salvation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chicky</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advice column]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As Rosh Hashanah draws menacingly closer (and gives us an excuse to not write for 2 days), we want to remind everyone of the good deeds we have performed. We want to have a good year too, ya know. So here is some bad advice we gave to people: My boyfriend tells me im so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interpol &#8211; Interpol vs. The Walkmen &#8211; Lisbon vs. Weezer &#8211; Hurley</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/08/interpol-interpol-vs-the-walkmen-lisbon-vs-weezer-hurley/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/08/interpol-interpol-vs-the-walkmen-lisbon-vs-weezer-hurley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Duckman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hurley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interpol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lisbon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Walkmen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weezer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Weezer release: 9/14 Interpol release: 9/14 9/7 The Walkmen release: 9/14 I have a history with each one of these bands. Weezer &#8211; Blue Album got me through high school classes (for all the kids out there who dont have long hair: Put your headphones through your sleeve so that the air buds are in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Commie Fidel tells Ahmadinejad to stop slandering Jews</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/07/commie-fidel-ahmadinejad/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/07/commie-fidel-ahmadinejad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 20:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Duckman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[anti-Semitism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ahmadinejad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fidel Castro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nuclear]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fidel Castro was quoted in The Atlantic for telling Ahachma-handjob to stop speaking hate against the Jewish people and to understand why they are scared about their own destruction. Whats what what? Am I not suppose to hate the great leader of Cuba? What the hell is he doing saying shit like this? We are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roz and the Rice Cakes</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/07/roz-and-the-rice-cakes/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/07/roz-and-the-rice-cakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hipster Jew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hipster-jew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EP release]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rhode Island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roz and the rice cakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roz raskin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hipsterjew.com/?p=3861</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It took us a while but we finally found another band in Rhode Island to judge indiscriminately. They are called Roz Raskin and the Rice Cakes. ﻿﻿We @ hipster jew don&#8217;t actually get to talk much about hipster jews. It&#8217;s what some might call &#8216;ironic&#8217;. Which is why it&#8217;s a pleasure to tell you that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Jews Go Gaga</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/03/old-jews-go-gaga/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/03/old-jews-go-gaga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Duckman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Your Every Day Random Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lady Gaga]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Larry King]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whats the deal with old jews loving Lady Gaga? My mother&#8230; Larry King&#8230; That rabbi&#8230; It&#8217;s kind of sick. I&#8217;m grossed out. I know all we do it blog about old jewish ppl, but this draws the line. I feel like Im a smut peddler with all the bad videos we&#8217;ve been showing recently. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Murray: an Original Hipster</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/03/bill-murray-original-hipster/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/03/bill-murray-original-hipster/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chicky</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill murray]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghost busters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[original hipster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[GQ recently interviewed Bill Murray, for like the third time in his entire career. And you know what I learned? Bill Murray is the biggest, suavest, OH (original hipstah&#8217;) you will never meet.* What makes Bill Murray so hip, at such an old age? It probably begins with his &#8216;fuck everyone&#8217; attitude he seems to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>After this video I refuse to celebrate Rosh Hashanah</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/03/no-rosh-hashanah/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/03/no-rosh-hashanah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chicky</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewish Tradition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jewish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kanye west]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rosh hashanah]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hipsterjew.com/?p=3828</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow. I think the terrorists just won. Either that or I found the next best torture device in Gitmo. Your welcome, terrorist-coddlers. If you can make it all the way through this video, you either must be blind and deaf or you enjoy listening to crap like Nickelback. You know what? That&#8217;s not even being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck you Weezer. Fuck you.</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/02/fuck-you-weezer/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/02/fuck-you-weezer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:25:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chicky</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hurley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sell out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weezer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hipsterjew.com/?p=3821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I heard that Weezer was going to play Pinkerton and Blue Album in a new cross-country tour, I was excited. I mean, Weezer was my childhood. Pinkerton and Blue Album made me who I am today. It&#8217;s the reason I still have thick rimmed glasses and can&#8217;t pick up a girl. But I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is yooze watah koshah?</title>
		<link>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/02/is-yooze-watah-koshah/</link>
		<comments>http://hipsterjew.com/2010/09/02/is-yooze-watah-koshah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Duckman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jew York]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kosher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shrimp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[water]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hipsterjew.com/?p=3802</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For past few years there has been an argument in NY. Is the water kosher? Well. Is it? Small little animals, possibly dinosaurs, live in New York water. If you hold it up to the light, and then hold it up to a microscope, you might be able to see little Diacyclops thomasi, along with [...]]]></description>
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