There are times when I fail my readers, and this is one of those times. Although I am a child of the internet, I recently learned about the wonderful “Drunk Jeff Goldblum” meme. Throughout my drunken conversations on the hilarity of Jeff Goldblum, not a single person mentioned these videos. How upsetting. Prior to the widespread use of autotune, geeks used the art of slowing and and speeding up sound to make people sound drunk. I have seen the light. And for those who have not seen the light, I will show you.
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