Do You Really Know Your Hipsters?

Well, do you?

I don’t.

This I discovered whence taking a quiz on da buzzfeed: Indie Rock Frontman or Random Guy in Brooklyn?. 7/14, my incredibly embarrassing score, is the sort of result that keeps people from getting into their top tier school choice.

I was demoralized.  Apparently to me, all Brooklyn hipsters look the same whether they be in a band or not. I’m ashamed. But shame excites me. So maybe I’m happy.

And if we’re really thinking about it, these “indie rock” band members are well-known enough that they are on Buzzfeed. So maybe they aren’t hipsters? Confusing.

I’m pretty sure Brooklyn-ites always look like bandmates

Whatever. Let’s see how you assholes do. Then you can come at me.