The main thing people seem to be talking about in this story is the fact that DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM in his house and that he charges his friends $4.50 to use the thing.
That makes him a little weird, and kind of a jerk. I mean, I get mad when ATM’s have a $1.50 and that’s just some faceless multinational bank ripping me off, but I’d be even more pissed if my good buddy from the Brooklyn Nets is the guy picking my pockets.
But let’s talk about what Stevenson is wearing. If you’ve watched any NBA games lately you may have noticed the growing number of players co-opting some hipster fashion staples. It seems like every player during All Star weekend, from LeBron James, to Kevin Durant, to Dwight Howard, were wearing thick black rimmed glasses (with no lenses of course).
Everyone seems to be wearing sweaters. Or bow ties. Look at Stevenson rocking the thick glasses, bow tie, and funky hat. Not to mention whatever the hell is going on with his tight capris/high socks combo down below.
He even has a unruly homeless man beard.
So yeah, we can all talk about how he’s kind of a dick for making Deron Williams (or whoever he’s friends with) pay $4.50 every time they need to hit the club, but if that cash is going to keep him dressed like this we can all agree to let it slide.
Oh, and I’m not even going to mention how the story came about through his Instagram account and a retro-filtered picture with a shitty border.
Akiva
06/04/2012
He’d better adding a Cash4Gold window in the foyer.