Conan’s Billy Eichner scares some Tel Aviv Madonna fans

Madonna scares some Tel Aviv residents by showing some see-through nip.

Madonna was in Tel Aviv, probably because her manager is Jewish and Jews control the music industry. Even though she probably wanted to #BDS Israel and not begin her tour there, she owed her manager. Wait. A. Second. Is she the Kabbahlist? Is that one her?

Oh yeah. That’s why she was in Tel Aviv. Because Madonna loves Israel more than I love Kosher dill pickles, no pun intended. Did I mention how much I love pickles?

Anyhow, here’s a video of a flamboyant Jewish man screaming at Israelis about Madonna and braids and twirls. I don’t understand it, but then again I haven’t ever cared about Madonna. Maybe if she stopped fame-whoring on the reg I’d care. Totally unlike my girl Kreayshawn.

//Gothamist