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Comment on Mark Zuckerberg pisses off Moshiach, innocent 11th grade girls in Chabad school pay the price. by Isaiah 53 junior

Isaiah 53 junior — Thu, 24 May 2012 06:17:18 +0000

1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in jerusalem. these four cities are in israel. antichrist is from the tribe of dan. antichrist is master illusionist. people will see that mountains are moving, sun and moon are changing their colors, trees are growing in seconds, sick people are getting healed, possessed are exorcised, fire comes down from the skies, etc. antichrist has a pale face, red eyes, and gloves just like jigsaw puppet from saw movie. antichrist cannot resurrect the dead though. this is how you know that he is fake.
2)mark of the beast is similar to the in time movie tattoo. when people stretch hands to receive a small plastic document like the new small grey world passport, a green 666 tattoo will be given by lasers on forehead or wrist area. rfid chips and electronic tattoos are given so that people can be easily tracked to get 666 lasered. police will laser people on the highways. food stores will be set up to laser people too.
3)demons dress in fake human skin and fly in ufo ships. there are no aliens, only demons. nobody lives on other planets. demons will invite people to be healed in their ufo ships. whoever goes in to be healed, will come out spiritual zombie destined for hell. demons have 4 ufo bases: moon, inside the fake mountain kailas in tibet, underneath mariana trench in pacific ocean (atlantis is here), and in lake baikal in russia.
4)25 meter (80 foot) dinosaurs(man-eaters) live under the ground. they will come out through lakes and sinkholes to eat us. this is punishment for spreading lies about God in the scientific field.

Comment on UO Fingers the Irish Nation by Paul Rogers

Paul Rogers — Wed, 23 May 2012 22:01:12 +0000

as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I’m triply outraged!

Comment on Will Smith raps ‘Fresh Prince’ by Schlitz

Schlitz — Wed, 23 May 2012 08:25:52 +0000

Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?

Comment on Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey by The Duckman

The Duckman — Tue, 22 May 2012 00:12:08 +0000

I want him to read A-Train’s bagel scene

Comment on The real reason for the anti-internet rally $$$$$$$ by The Duckman

The Duckman — Mon, 21 May 2012 18:32:42 +0000

It all started with the wheel, man. The wheel is what we need to get rid of.

Comment on The real reason for the anti-internet rally $$$$$$$ by grubz

grubz — Mon, 21 May 2012 18:04:52 +0000

Man, can’t wait for the anti-electricity rally – that shit’s been causing way too many problems.

Comment on No, it is okay to be a politican doing a Nazi Salute if you’re very ironic about it by Chicky

Chicky — Mon, 21 May 2012 03:56:14 +0000

Whatever you are on….I’ll take like 15 please.

Comment on The show ‘Girls’ isn’t racist; you are. by Links for Nearly 100 Orthodox Perverts | Heeb

Links for Nearly 100 Orthodox Perverts | Heeb — Sun, 20 May 2012 22:57:52 +0000

[...] The show ‘Girls’ isn’t racist; you are (Hipster Jew) [...]

Comment on No, it is okay to be a politican doing a Nazi Salute if you’re very ironic about it by Al

Al — Sun, 20 May 2012 14:44:06 +0000

hosters cannot understand what is happening TODAY, right around them; they are too busy being immersed in narcissism.

And that is a beautiful thing, because it means that we, the pragmatistim, will rule the world. In fact, if we’re smooth about it, we will enslave the hipsters with narcotics like Pop Culture.

So, it should be no surprise that hipsters cannot understand how and why Hitler was so popular amongst the German masses in the late 20′s and early 30s of the previous century.

What we know for sure is….. the hipster attempt at deconstructing American pragmatism via “Occupy”-ism fell dead flat on its face…. the brains of the hipsters were splattered onto the Oakland pavement; maybe they can fertilize the park grass, notwithstanding the poor quality of the human specimens!

Hipsters cannot even do politics correctly…. much less get the trains to run on time.

Never fear…. nature abhors a vacuum. We pragmatistim were born to rule.

Comment on The show ‘Girls’ isn’t racist; you are. by Al

Al — Sun, 20 May 2012 12:40:13 +0000

if hipsters had a tenth of the business-sense that their immigrant great-grandparents had, they’d know that:

1. TV shows are not works of art or culture; they are the same as the New York Times and Facebook: flimsy excuses to collate, categorize, and deliver demographic entities to paying advertisors. If you watched the show for “free”, you are being sold to an advertiser.

Lots of shows out there about blacks; it’s not because the Jews who run Hollywood admire people who burn down their own neighborhoods. It’s because blacks can be depended upon to SPEND THEIR ENTIRE PAYCHECK every week – thus, advertisers want to talk to them. And, you can depend upon Africans to pay $500 for a pair of $5 sneakers by slapping a faux basketball-star’s signature on them. Thus advertisers want to talk to them.

I can prove with facts and figures that young hipster white chicks will routinely make foolish buying decisions. Thus, as an advertiser whose only chance of getting rich is to peddle foolish nonsenses chmattas and gimmicks….. you’d want to talk to them.

And Mark Zuckerberg is very happy to sell them to you!