Like many of you silly fools out there, I used to love a good ol’ Chuck Norris fact? And who didn’t?
“The kraken releases Chuck Norris.”
“Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is always the right direction.”
“Chuck Norris was completely visible to Helen Keller.”
Even now, with my old age and jaded sense of self. Chuck Norris is an unwittingly hilarious person. A hilarious person with a really, really, great crop of facial hair all up on his face. However, he’s also a
Stop smiling, jerk.
Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions but, I really hoped that the man I so fake-looked up to had different ones.
In a recent video with his wife, Mrs. Chuck Norris, Chuck expressed his distaste for my surrogate father BHO’s work. No one insults my family and gets away with it, Chuck. No one. Then, he went on and quoted Ronald Reagan. Chuck Norris and I are no longer friends.
Is he going to come after me now? Is that how this works? Oh well. It would be a pleasure, Mr. Norris. A pleasure.