I’m Starting to Think This Whole Groundhog Day Thing Is Bullshit
Every year, twelve days before Valentine’s Day*, the nation gets together for its age old tradition of forcibly evicting a woodland rodent from his burrow in order to arbitrarily predict the weather for…
All subcultures have things in common; Amish are not Hipsters
Well, they are men, have beards, roll up 1 pant leg, and take off their shoes in public — They must be Amish Hipsters! As much as I already grow hateful over Hipster…
Ironic Music Video About Hipsters: “I’m So Indie”
I don’t know what to say about this video. I’ve literally said every one of these lyrics before in conversation. Sometimes I was joking, other times I was totally serious. Most times I…
Best Coast, Wavves Make Guitar Center Christmas Ad
Indie power couple Wavves and Best Coast made a song for Guitar Center. I mean Target. I mean OMG SELLOUTZ
Hipster Children Love Yo Gabba Gabba
I wish I had a few illegitimate children back in my day. Because watching Yo Gabba Gabba! alone, in my pajamas, when I wake up at noon….it’s just a little pathetic. I need…
Wall Street Journal confuses ‘young hip Jews’ witih ‘trite cliched Jews’
This Barbie relates to today’s hip, modern, Jewish teens, right?!?! Meh. Another post by a crazy old dood from the Wall Street Journal who is totally out of touch with today’s youth, trying…
I saw Beirut, and all I learned is that concert-goers still suck
The stars aligned when I was in Providence, Rhode Island this past weekend visiting family for Thanksgiving. I had the opportunity to see Beirut. You know, that band. With all the horn instruments,…
Hipster Alert! Another Band Sells Out
You know how I gave M83 a favorable review a couple of weeks back? Well, I heard “Midnight City” being used in a Victoria’s Secret tv ad. So I take it all back….
Ever wondered what a ‘real’ Hipster thought about culture?
If you are an avid reader of this blog, this post probably isn’t for you. Because you know what a Hipster thinks, what a Hipster does, and even what a Hipster drinks. You…
