Finally, We Can See What The X-Men Would Be As Hipsters
What if Rogue wasn’t a jacked 30-something in spandex who flew through the air and could suck out a person’s soul (or whatever you wanna call it) with her touch? What if she…
Dancing in my Mangum-less Moonlight
A couple of months ago there was talk of me possibly getting to see Jeff Mangum in concert in Dublin. It was then a question of whether to go to see El Mango…
All subcultures have things in common; Amish are not Hipsters
Well, they are men, have beards, roll up 1 pant leg, and take off their shoes in public — They must be Amish Hipsters! As much as I already grow hateful over Hipster…
Star Wars Characters as Hipsters
A painter reimagines Star Wars characters as hispters. For the most part, he overestimates how well hipsters dress…
Why do Jews love boring boardgames like bananagrams?
Boardgames suck. It’s why I’ve had the Words With Friends App (for free) on my iPhone for a month now, and I’ve only completed a total of 2 games. Nobody wants to play…
HipsterJew Hanukkah 2011 wish list (It’s never too late….)
A list compiled by all the HJ writers. If you could think of anything we should have added, write it in the comment section. Extra HJ points if you can guess who asked…
A toast to North Korea. We baked you a cake.
Don’t laugh at my cake. Any excuse to buy a cheap bottle of champagne…
Hipster Jew Roz Raskin is an alt ‘Gansett Girl of the Week
Narragansett Beer (the northeastern beer of Hipsters) likes to choose local Rhode Islanders to be their Gansett Girl of the week and month. Occasionally, they choose a hipster-Jew girl who’s got soul-crushing pipes…
Shit Girls Say
If I had a dollar every time a girl asked me to fix her computer… Listen Listen Listen Listen Listen. There are a few reasons why a video hits over 500,000 views in…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
