Haters are gonna hate on Hipsters in bar bathrooms
If there’s one thing I learned from the movie Bubba Ho-tep (Although let’s be honest what DIDN’T I learn?) it’s that humans love to scribble on walls whilst pooing. Make up rumors. Call…
Happy 100th Birthday Oreo!
Thank you Oreo! You made being a vegan way too easy. You made my lonely nights less lonely. You made my ice cream taste better. Now I have one favor to ask you….
Bushmill’s Irish Honey is Chromeo-approved
Bushmill’s Irish Honey is Chromeo Approved. Drink up. Or drink Jim Beam because it’s cheap and it’ll get ya drunk. Just get drunk. NOW.
I’m Bananas for Yonanas!
I’m reasonably sure I found a new miracle food. Screw manna from heaven, which probably tasted really gross anyway. I mean it came from the ground and they didn’t have time to cook…
Alamo Drafthouse (Austin TX) makes Princess Bride wine, appeals to our nostalgia
Alamo Drafthouse, the somewhat pretentious movie theater in Austin, Texas that throws people out for texting, is adding a new wine to our cultural lexicon. Well not Alamo Drafthouse is adding a special…
Why is Adam Levine of Marpoon 5 shelling for Adult ADHD on Pandora?
What’s his angle? I didn’t click the link (because I’m not a rube, sap, sucker, etc). But It’s not like Adam Levine has done anything useful in the past few years. I think…
James Murphy is making hipster blend of coffee
The lord of all hipsters, James Murphy, is in talks to create his own blend of coffee. Unfortunately, this coffee will only be sold in one coffee shop. That’s pretty much all the…
You totally missed a snooty coffee expo in NYC teaching Hipsters how to make better coffee
Coffee Common brings together world-class baristas and roasters with shared values, to create unique experiences that introduce people to the nuanced joys of exceptional coffee. We believe that great coffee is, at its…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
