This Maccabee Beer commercial has the Old Spice guy
This Maccabee beer commercial is beyond confusing. So confusing. First off, ew. All beer made in Israel tastes like PBR, so I guess it isn’t that bad. But sometimes you want to drink…
Schlitz’s Lady Tips for Ladies: Lady Tip 4
Drink beer. I am so done with the whole “I don’t like beer, I only like fruity drinks” thing. We’ve all been there ladies. We’ve all not liked beer at one time in…
Your guide to drinking on Purim
Some people say it’s a mitzvah to get drunk on Purim to the point you can’t tell good from bad. Others find drinking on Purim to be a terrible idea. I say, let…
Vermont still makes the best beer – Hill Farmstead
Huffington Post, the liberal version of a group of assholes yelling at each other for pageviews on the internet, had something to say about beers. In this case, that Vermont is produced the…
Pop Culture is taking over our beer
It’s finally happened. Two forces of time consuming evil are joining together to destroy everyone’s precious under-employed free time. Beer is being crafted – and inspired by – television shows. Today we’re coupling…
I’m in a new PSA about Vermont drunk driving!
Maybe it’s the cold I’ve been fighting. Or the fact it’s Wednesday. But I have no interest in writing anything remotely related to the news. So instead, here is a commercial of me…
Bros, get ready for Fruit Loop vodka
Fruit Loop Vodka: It’s what for breakfast. And snack. Maybe a late night treat, too. As a young fresh-faced collegiate I once had a dream. It was a modest dream, but a dream…
Here Are Two Ridiculous Alcohol Products
Ever wanted a drink that has the same delicious tastes of whiskey, but without the side effects of hair-growth, balls-descention, and feelings of euphora? Are you a devout Muslim Hipster? Or are you…
Think your hangovers suck? Bukowski got you beat
Oh Charles Bukowski. Our surrogate father, up in heaven, if only you had believed in heaven. And if only you weren’t a cretinous old man full of hate and wonder. Remember that time…
Get Me This White House Home Brew
Cooking for the President and his family can be tedious. Especially when the First Lady forces you to use “vegetables” from her “garden” and to be “healthy” to set a good “example.” But…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.