I’m Bananas for Yonanas!
I’m reasonably sure I found a new miracle food. Screw manna from heaven, which probably tasted really gross anyway. I mean it came from the ground and they didn’t have time to cook…
Alamo Drafthouse (Austin TX) makes Princess Bride wine, appeals to our nostalgia
Alamo Drafthouse, the somewhat pretentious movie theater in Austin, Texas that throws people out for texting, is adding a new wine to our cultural lexicon. Well not Alamo Drafthouse is adding a special…
Why is Adam Levine of Marpoon 5 shelling for Adult ADHD on Pandora?
What’s his angle? I didn’t click the link (because I’m not a rube, sap, sucker, etc). But It’s not like Adam Levine has done anything useful in the past few years. I think…
James Murphy is making hipster blend of coffee
The lord of all hipsters, James Murphy, is in talks to create his own blend of coffee. Unfortunately, this coffee will only be sold in one coffee shop. That’s pretty much all the…
You totally missed a snooty coffee expo in NYC teaching Hipsters how to make better coffee
Coffee Common brings together world-class baristas and roasters with shared values, to create unique experiences that introduce people to the nuanced joys of exceptional coffee. We believe that great coffee is, at its…
I always knew I was a champion drinker because I’m Manorexic
The manorexic’s preferred beer of choice. Science is usually bullshit. Science rocks! Science recently told me that I am awesome because I don’t exercise, don’t eat, and smoke like a chimney. How so?…
The Nine 1/2 Steps for a Hipster Jew Insomnia Session
One of my only skills is sleeping. I have written it as one of my career objectives on several resume/ cover letter mixtures. I have not heard responses from any of the internships…
Hanson really wants you to hate them more, so buy their beer “MMMhop”
Rule #1: Never buy beer from a dude with a soul patch Hanson is a band that only assholes like. And this is coming from someone who pretends to like Creed because it…
Israel Update: Farmers Markets vs. Shuks
There are few public places in the United States where both yuppies and hipsters are required to assemble. One of these places is the farmers market, in which both groups pay for ultra-local…
