Sandwich Celebrates Birthday, Eats Itself as Cake
Fatties everywhere, TODAY IS A DAY FOR CELEBRATION!!!! It is the day of the birth of the sandwich. I want to eat thissssssssss. On this day, 250 years ago, the Earl of Sandwich…
Old creepy PBR salesman is a citizen-hero ‘Beer Man’
Duffman, meet your nemesis. Beer man. PBR beer man. A fat sloven man living in a college town whose job is to sit back and watch Hipsters and old poor people drink his…
Coffee Syrup is the Best Drink Ever
I can be as dismissive as the next Hipster asshole. I like individual persons, but I hate people in general. But I will hate you if you don’t like coffee syrup. Being from…
I Spy With My Little Eye…
This link has made the rounds of all over the bookface recently. All you kids running around,posting it, saying things like, “how can people be so cruel” and “I’m on facebook to much!”…
Matzah Pizza – I’M STARVING
There isn’t too much you can do to cure your hunger on Passover. As too there is little you can do to cure your constipation. That being said, you can at least try…
Because You’re Worth the Afterbirth
Recently, I became an aunt. To a real human child. Which is a very scary thing. Almost as scary as this guy. But the scariest thing about pregnancy and babies (besides how soft…
No BDS for Park Slope Food Co-Op
The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook In an unfortunate set of events, the Park Slope food co-op could not solve…
Indie Coffee App for the NYC Coffee Snob
Starbucks? More like Starshmucks. New Yorkers drink more coffee in a day than I will in an entire lifetime. Which is crazy when you think about it. All that brown, caffeinated goodness that…
RIP Murray Lender’s Bagels
Some unfortunate news came out this morning. Murray Lender, son of the great Harry Lender, who founded Lender’s bagels, has passed away at the young age of 81. Without you and your father’s…
Mayor Bloomberg Wants the Poor to Starve
New York City has banned all food donations to the poor. In an article on CBS New York, a donor explains how he can no long give out his extra cholent and bagels…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
