Yay Lesbians!!!
I’m a big fan of lesbians. And not just because it’s cool to stand up for gay rights because it goes against my small-town upbringing. It’s mainly because I think there is nothing…
Vilnius, Tanks, and Bike Lanes
This guest post was written by Special Guest Hack. Think you have what it takes? Send us an email info [at] hipsterjew [dot] com. How many time has this happened to you? You’re…
Crossed Legs for Hipster Jews? Yes?
If we hipster Jews were not baseless slatterns, I would suggest we take the same path some freakin’ badass women in Columbia have taken to get what we want. These chickies are refusing…
Do you have an awesome Russian Babushka?
These babushkas have taken Russia by storm, singing Beatles and classic Russian songs to dominate Russia’s Got Talent (or as they call it there, You Sing We Don’t Shoot). Oh man. This is…
Delta Airlines hates Jews more than Charlie Sheen
It seems that Delta has absolutely no interest in being a commercial airline anymore. Already rated one of the shittiest, laziest, most self-serving airlines in the world, they’ve impressively reached a new low….
International Man of Mystery
I am not sure if you guys have heard the latest news, but the newest James Bond is a nice Jewish boy. He is a master spy in the land of pyramids and…
Would you partake in a ‘Nazi-Prison’ party?
I’ve been to my share (2) of really really uber shitty college frat/bro parties. I’ve also been to my share of miserable, life-sucking themed parties. The type of themed parties that rich, lazy,…
Don’t F*ck with Mickey Mouse’s Groove
Yeah that’s right, you 12 year old pre-pubescent punk-ass bitch. Mickey Mouse Europa just owned your ass. Infront of all your friends and that one tween lady friend. Who is NOT going to…
I made birthright popular
Yes. I’m saying that it was all this blog and my birthright posts that made birthright get a record number of applicants. Where’s my check? Where’s my reparation money? Another Jewish organization just…
Fight The Power, Or Something
After 18 days of protests, riots, and general discontent in Egypt, President Mubarak was forced to step down. Nations all over the world were watching, and came away with an obvious moral: NEVER…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
