Stuck @ Home! Get us out!!!
Kosha dillz and I are stuck in our parents’ houses. Someone needs to help us. Effin snow coming down during the effin’ holidays. I can’t even go out to get a beer. I…
Hannukah miracle of 2010
God damnit, I’ll be the first to say it. Jews love to dance. We dance at Bar Mitzvahs. We dance at weddings. We dance at like 85% of every holiday. Hell, sometimes we…
Hipster Leaves don’t fall far from Hipster Trees
Canadian hipsters are always behind their American counterparts. May be because Hipsters need to live in a perfect climate, not too hot nor too cold. And Canadian is rapey cold. Hipsters are fickle…
HOLY B-JEEZUS WEATHERMAN!
Coincidence that the hottest areas have the highest concentration of skinny jeans? I’m screwed.
Pat Robertson and the flooding of Rhode Island – a Hipster Jew perspective
Pat Robertson, when not looking at kiddie porn or reading hipsterjew, enjoys finding new ways to blame natural disasters on the victims’ lack of faith in Jesus. Most recently, he has claimed that…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
