I’m Starting to Think This Whole Groundhog Day Thing Is Bullshit
Every year, twelve days before Valentine’s Day*, the nation gets together for its age old tradition of forcibly evicting a woodland rodent from his burrow in order to arbitrarily predict the weather for…
9 Activities for a Hipster Jew in a Hurricane
Stuck inside due to extenuating circumstances? Binge eating because you can’t come up with anything else to do? Worried that this will happen again? Do not fear. In the event of the…
Israel Update: Hurricane Irene and Travel
On August 27th, 2011 I, a self-employed woodsman and nudge extraordinaire, was supposed to begin a ten-month journey to Israel. To get there I was supposed to take three flights: MSY to JFK,…
Pitchfork gives Hurricane Irene a 3.4 rating
Why would Pitchfork give such a low rating to Hurricane Irene?
Bonnaroo, Shmonnaroo Pt. I
For your reading pleasure, I have decided to post my Sasquatch! Festival adventure blog in three increments. Part I I have safely returned from the land of what can arguably be called the…
Summer is here, bring on the Drive-In
I love drive-ins. Anyone who disagrees with me is a damned fool. Sure, going to a theater with air conditioning, abrasive teens, and over-sized Americans can be fun. But not like drive-ins. The…
Second City is Best City
Where is the best place to live if you’re a hipster? Not Williamsburg, Portland, or San Fran, they’re soooo overdone.
Are you prepared for Snowmeggedan 2011?
Holy Smokes! Thundersnow twice in one storm?!? This is madness. Hide your wife. Hide your kids. Prepare for the day of judgment, of brimstone and fire. Because every time the skies opened in…
caption contest – Darth Williamsburg
(more awesome pictures of Williamsburg turning into Hoth right here)