fucking snakes have ruined Florida for all Jews everywhere
You must have seen these pictures of the Burmese python that ate the shit out of this dastardly, defenseless, delectable deer. No? Okay, lemme show it to ya. The point is that Florida…
The Hipster Jew brothers are getting together this weekend
Besides for drunken nights and drunken afternoons, I’m pretty sure we’re going to fight for no reason about nothing. So as a preemptive precaution, I’m putting my brothers up for sale. Do I…
Ace Hotel: the wealthy Hipster Hotel
If you had a Hipster/Alt hotel, and you had to place your only in 4 different cities in the US, where would you place them? One goes in Manhattan. Regular Hipsters would shun…
Whistlin’ Dixie
I owe y’all an explanation of sorts. I recently posted a blog in which there was a picture of myself dressed in the usual garb of all “Suhthuhn Ladeez” in our natural habitat…a…
Weezer is the new Kiss
I’ve tried hard to ignore Weezer outside of my daily life. As far as I try to convince myself, the entire band died in a terrible plane crash just hours after finishing the…
American Jews to “Get Their Flotilla On”
Some Jewish American students are set to board a flotilla seeking to breach Israel’s naval blockade of Gaza later this month. The flotilla, consisting of 28% Americans (presumably Hipster-esq Jews) will try to…
My Annual Visit to NYC: Hipster’s Mecca
I go to New York to solve the mystery of — OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL
Hipster Dilemma – How to spend spring break?
Spring break is here. Do I get drunk and vinyl shop, or get drunk and go to an indie show, or just get drunk and then get more drunk?
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
