*click here to promote cancer*
…no, not a cure for cancer, but the spread of the disease itself! Because, you see, according to this article on Ynet news, a few Haredi Rabbis in Israel have posted flyers and advertisements saying that…
Little Mermaid moved to Williamsburg
Sometimes the internet is more confusing than anything else. For example, there’s this new Hipster Ariel thing going on. Um…. what? Seeing as I’m this site’s resident hipster sociologist, I immediately set out…
Have you ever Wiki’d yourself?
When you stare into the Void, the Void also stares back into you through plastic lensless glasses and stupid-looking hair.
The Worst Thing to Happen to Rap Since Asher Roth
I hate Asher Roth. Seriously, college sucks mainly because of douchebag kids like him. For example these guys: WTF Indiana. I hate you now. Larry Bird is rolling over in his grave. So…
Ron Artest Discovers Greatest Jewish Basketball Player Ever
Move over Dolph Schayes. No chance fake Jewish Amar’e. There’s a Jewish basketball king in town. And we have Ron Artest to thank. He’s apparently discovered previously unknown New Testament scripture which reveals…
Chabadye West
y’all remember this? (the fun starts at around 0:50) yeah, when kanye stole the mic from taylor swift (whoever he is) at the video music awards (whatever the hell that is). wait wait,…




