Watch Jack White haggle with the gay couple from American Pickers
What do you think Jack White will do with the elephant head? Use it as the album art for his next record? Maybe get into a satanically Christian ritual with the members of…
Snoop Dogg and Drew Carey are confusing your grandma
Old ladies everywhere must be mumbling ‘what is that African-rapping man doing on my tv show? Is he on drugs?’ Yes, Snoop is on drugs. No, he wont get neutered. But he will…
PORTLANDIA and Battlestar Galactica?
It’s like Xmas come early. Portlandia does a sketch on Battlestar Galactica, a show that’s “not just regular sci-fi, it’s actually good”. And they poke fun of how addicting/amazing/cult the show is. Coincidentally…
Hipster Children Love Yo Gabba Gabba
I wish I had a few illegitimate children back in my day. Because watching Yo Gabba Gabba! alone, in my pajamas, when I wake up at noon….it’s just a little pathetic. I need…
Spoiler Alert. Deal with it.
I’m sorry I’ve been such a bad writer for the past 3 weeks. I know the hearts of my devoted readers (all 1 of you, HEY MOM!)* were breaking because of my rolling…
Is Jonah Hill too much of a NJB (Nice Jewish Boy)?
From obese Mcdouble-away-from-a-heart-attack to every Jewish mother’s dream son-in-law Jonah Hill lost weight. Everyone knows that in the comedy world, fat = funny. And fat = endearing. Would people have loved John Beluschi’s…
What’s more Hipster than a live Portlandia show?
Oh Portlandia. The show that defines West Coast Hipsters. The show that needs to do a bunch of live shows to prove their ‘Hipster Cred’. To prove that they haven’t lost touch with…
All people with the last name Weiner are huge dicks
Anthony Weiner shamed the ‘Weiner’ family name and heritage. All Weiners forever have to live in the shame of dick pics and (more) penis jokes. You’d think that after the whole Weiner fiasco,…
Kosher crisis: The moral conundrum of a non-Kosher Jew
So this morning my mom brought me something that was a real treat for me. Something I truly love. Empanadas. The best way to explain my love for empanadas is via Mack’s statement…
