Thank God College Radio is Dying
Screams: WHITE PEOPLE LOVE IT!! Look. I’m all for ‘the little guy’. I’m all for snubbing commercial radio. Commercial radio sucks more dick than a low-tier Hollywood employee trying to gain a promotion….
NYTimes and I both learn about hashtags
Twitter is a very confusing and scary place. I’m still trying to learn things like ‘trending’ and ‘being witty in 144 characters’. Shit is not easy. Just take a look for yourself at…
Want to work at a company called ‘Hipster’?
Sometimes you gotta jump the trendy buzz words and use it to your advantage. We Bogarted ‘hipster’ over a year ago, not merely to have creative license to be HUGE dickheads, but also…
Finally! An app to let mothers rest peacefully.
Are you worried about your little mensch, off in high school, doing drugs and having premarital relations with strange girls? Do you want to keep in touch and know what he is doing,…
MyFacebooksterspace?
So now you can combine your Facebook and your MySpace accounts. Is anyone else laughing as hard as I am?
This is how to start a Hipster Wedding
Paper Record Player from kellianderson on Vimeo. Remember when ‘walking it out’ at a wedding was all the craze? When hipsters were choreographing it out to Animal Collective? Thank god that shit is…
What didn’t I regret from last night?
Where is the “regret buying an iphone” app? Where is the “take back hooking up with snooki last night” app? How about the “I didn’t actually mean to sext my dick to my…
Die! DIE! DIIIEEEE!!!!…MySpace
I remember way back in 2004 to 2007-ish, there was this thing called “MySpace.” Everyone had a MySpace. Not a “MySpace Account,” that would have apparently been too lame to say. Just a…
Chromeo will now sing on your GPS
This may be the greatest product partnership I’ve ever seen. Literally everyone wins, even the consumer (Black Keys, take note you whores). I have the opportunity to hear P-Thugg and Dave 1 sing…
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
05/21/2012
grubz — Man, can't wait for the anti-electricity rally - that shit's been causing way too many problems.
05/20/2012
Chicky — Whatever you are on....I'll take like 15 please.
