OMG I GOT AN iPHONE [POLL]
Hey Hebros and Heebees, Im like super kool now that I have an iPhone. Sry I havent been writing much. Too busy Instagraming my peen. Thx at+t. Without you Id be BBMing jappy…
Even Sprint Knows That Hipsters Gonna Hip
Sprint has no problem stereotyping their glasses-wearing customers. I’d be angry about that, but they happen to be right.
I don’t care if it’s your birthday
(Click to Enlargen a strangers life) Oh look! It’s my old friend John Gibbord! I haven’t talked to him in about 6 years. But we are facebook friends! And it just so happens…
Now That Video Games Are Art…Let the Hating Begin!
On Tuesday, the Supreme Court of the United States (or SCOTUS, as you can call it if you want to sound “in the know” and make people think you have some awful STD)…
The origin story of Oregon Trail
There is no doubt in anyone’s mind that Oregon Trail is the most popular, shittiest game to have survived for 3 decades. As far as I’m concerned, the oldest game in the entire…
Robin Williams is a closet nerd
This is a god damned news flash. Robin Williams is a nerd. Not only is he here doing a commercial for Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the DS 3D. But he…
Thank God College Radio is Dying
Screams: WHITE PEOPLE LOVE IT!! Look. I’m all for ‘the little guy’. I’m all for snubbing commercial radio. Commercial radio sucks more dick than a low-tier Hollywood employee trying to gain a promotion….
NYTimes and I both learn about hashtags
Twitter is a very confusing and scary place. I’m still trying to learn things like ‘trending’ and ‘being witty in 144 characters’. Shit is not easy. Just take a look for yourself at…
Want to work at a company called ‘Hipster’?
Sometimes you gotta jump the trendy buzz words and use it to your advantage. We Bogarted ‘hipster’ over a year ago, not merely to have creative license to be HUGE dickheads, but also…
