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Category Archives: Technology
a weekend of Mario Kart
Share This past weekend Dov played way too much Mario Kart Wii. And surprisingly, I enjoyed watching him play (and playing a bit myself). Those games are so frustrating and yet….so rewarding. It’s great to squeek into 3rd place after being 9th place. It’s also gratifying to see Dov swear like a motherfucking pirate because [...]
conformists @ Honda try to attract the ‘alts’
Share Ford did it! VW did it! Simpsons probably did it! Why are all these companies just a bunch of sheep? This commercial is the anti-thesis of our website. It would have been funny oh, circa 2002. Nothing is more pathetic than being behind a trend. It’s like still casting Seth Rogen in a comedy. [...]
Living without a prayer or a smartphone
Share Fuckin-a. People say that living off of your parents is cheap and easy. Maybe for the Duckman. But I’m still in college and still ‘forced’ to have my parents pay for my phone bill. And I’m not a trust-fund hipster. I was only allowed texting last year. Do you know who first started texting [...]
Hating Facebook Isn’t Cool Anymore (Everybody Does It)
Share According to a New York Times article, hating Facebook is about as awesome as hating your utility company, meaning NOT AT ALL. Apparently, even though Facebook has turned into the life-glue that holds the under-30 society together, it engenders hate similarly found as those living under a police-state. And, frankly, there’s a lot to [...]
Are nerds running out of safe spaces?
Share Before all the perverts and political websites, the interwebs used to be a safe place devoted to nerds. Countless threads discussed arbitrary, mundane aspects of things nobody normal cared about. Did you ever wonder what color Samus’ skivvies were? Or why Linux would quickly become the operating system of the future? Or how to [...]
Kindle may finally be used by hipsters
Share When I first saw the Kindle, I was all like ‘naaaaahhh’. I’m already going legally blind from hours of daily computer usage. And I prefer print. It’s retro. It smells like musty goodness. It makes me look smart when I bring girls home and they see stacks of books. But now, I may have [...]
Apple No Longer Cool
Share Nine years ago, the quaint, unassuming pioneer of the personal computer market, fresh off the flash-in-the-pan success that was the original iMac G3 and its disgusting consumer-pandering “flavors” seemed destined to flounder and fail. But then, like a bolt of lightning to Dr. Frankenstein’s monster-making machine, they struck gold. Not in computers, mind you, [...]
Car companies looking for Alts
Share Everyone is trying to buy into the Yuppie market. Apparently Yuppies are the shit. Apparently Edward Sharpe is the shit too. And apparently now even American companies are buying into Yuppies too. Once upon a time all car commercials looked the same. Every single one. Scientists did studies which showed 60 seconds after watching [...]
Stoopid t(w)eens lose hearing