Sharks with Frickin’ Laser Beams
In a complete and total waste of time, a company called Wicked Lasers has finally made Dr. Evil’s dream come true. No sea bass this time, sharks it is! These money-wasting d-bags (no…
Jezebel Discusses Vibrators, Schlitz Blushes Profusely
Repressed ladies, HEAR MY PLEA! Some promiscuous man (one who probably gets colonics and lives in Noo York City) is trying to make vibrators and sexual discussion commonplace. We. Can’t. Let. This. Happen….
Magic: It’s a Black Thing (or the artist previously known as “I’m not racist”)
Angels are singing on high with a beautiful chorus of harmonious song. The lion is laying with the lamb, and wolves are playing rigorous games of chess with bunnies. It’s a good day….
Myspace Come Up With Brilliance– 7 Years Too Late
Have you ever dreamed of DJing your own radio station? Turn this dream into a nightmare with Myspace Radio!
I have an iPhone and I finally understand what the fuss was ‘all about’
Finally! I am a 20th century man living in a 20th century world. I am free to jailbreak my iPhone and download all these apps I’ve been reading about in the NYTimes. Like…
A Few Thoughts on “Skyrim”
I know that videogames and Jewishness don’t exactly mix. In fact, one of my first articles was about just that. I don’t why this is. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to bring you some…
My dad is totally going to get this new shitty phone service
My dad refuses to buy me an iPhone. #whitepeopleproblems My dad refuses to buy me a data plan. #firstworldproblems My dad once considered changing our service from T-Mobile to even shittier Boost Mobile….
Wanna lose weight the Jonah Hill way? Play Modern Warfare 3.
This seems…confusing. Jews don’t go to war. We’re the ones behind the scenes funding it, profiting from it. But Jews do love simulated war. There are so many Jewish bros out there who…
NYTimes Breaks Story on “Running”
In what I can only describe as the sheer cutting-edge of newsmaking, the New York Times has a story about a form of movement previously unknown to man as “running.” This new movement,…
Buy me this Vinyl-playing bike; I need to be the Hipster King
If this isn’t the fixie throne fit for a Hipster King, then I don’t want to continue wearing skinny jeans. Either way, if anyone has the incredibly rare Pavement’s 1989 record Slay Tracks:…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
