Myspace Come Up With Brilliance– 7 Years Too Late
Have you ever dreamed of DJing your own radio station? Turn this dream into a nightmare with Myspace Radio!
I have an iPhone and I finally understand what the fuss was ‘all about’
Finally! I am a 20th century man living in a 20th century world. I am free to jailbreak my iPhone and download all these apps I’ve been reading about in the NYTimes. Like…
A Few Thoughts on “Skyrim”
I know that videogames and Jewishness don’t exactly mix. In fact, one of my first articles was about just that. I don’t why this is. Nonetheless, I feel compelled to bring you some…
My dad is totally going to get this new shitty phone service
My dad refuses to buy me an iPhone. #whitepeopleproblems My dad refuses to buy me a data plan. #firstworldproblems My dad once considered changing our service from T-Mobile to even shittier Boost Mobile….
Wanna lose weight the Jonah Hill way? Play Modern Warfare 3.
This seems…confusing. Jews don’t go to war. We’re the ones behind the scenes funding it, profiting from it. But Jews do love simulated war. There are so many Jewish bros out there who…
NYTimes Breaks Story on “Running”
In what I can only describe as the sheer cutting-edge of newsmaking, the New York Times has a story about a form of movement previously unknown to man as “running.” This new movement,…
Buy me this Vinyl-playing bike; I need to be the Hipster King
If this isn’t the fixie throne fit for a Hipster King, then I don’t want to continue wearing skinny jeans. Either way, if anyone has the incredibly rare Pavement’s 1989 record Slay Tracks:…
All Jewish websites are getting a *hip* redesign but us
I feel left out. Although part of me feels like I haven’t sold out to “new, contemporary ideas”. I still feel retro. But possibly out of touch. I just want to be “cool…
Buy me this fixie and I’ll give you a free shirt
This bike is made from the best stuff on earth, the shit that satellites are made from. I need this fixed gear so that me and my indie film friends can recreate that…
Ace Hotel: the wealthy Hipster Hotel
If you had a Hipster/Alt hotel, and you had to place your only in 4 different cities in the US, where would you place them? One goes in Manhattan. Regular Hipsters would shun…
