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Johnny Damon continues to be half the man Gary Coleman was

Share When Damon left the Sox for more money and Pinstripes, I told the televised picture of him to go to hell. He was no longer a beloved idiot. They called him “hey-soos” from the stands, which is Spanish for Jesus. But then the little bastard sold his soul for some cold hard cash. He [...]
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Fuck off brah

Share Get out of my life. We are over. I h8 u.
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I wasn’t invited to the Sauna Championship

Share I’m peeved. Super peeved. I just learned of the Sauna Championships and I wasn’t invited! I love a good shvitz. I dream nightly of being a successful talent agent, sitting in a hot room with other naked men, discussing deals and moving mountains. When the temperature got in the 90s here and everyone was [...]
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They’re on a boat

Share LeBron James and Rabbi Yishayahu Yosef Pinto had a ‘business meeting’ on a yacht off the coast of New York. I can only assuming that King James is trying to buy his way into the Old Testament. I can see it now: Sega Genesis 7:11-12 On the six hundredth game played of King James’ [...]
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Basketball players get back to their roots: Being Jews

Share Our forefathers started basketball. They were not good enough to play baseball, they were scared to play football…and hockey? Why am I even mentioning hockey? No one’s mother would let them go near ice. “You might fall in the frozen lake and die like that boy 100 miles away did 15 years ago”. Basketball: [...]
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Ultimate Ultimaaate

Share I’ve made catches like this before. I made them on fields covered in huge rocks. I’ve seen kids dive into park benches and make catches as good as this. What makes this so amazing? Yeah, he flew 300 feet to make the catch. But did he ever lose half a tooth while making a [...]
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“Look at this fucking hoopster”

Share I totally stole that from Deadspin. I couldn’t beat it. Pitchfork’s music festival got the alt bro’s who are a bit more bro than alt wondering: Where the fuck did all these obscure early 1990′s NBA jersey’s come from? What people forget is how much white suburban kids loved basketball in the 90′s. Everyone [...]
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What the hell is going on here?

Share is up down? I think Rush forgot to take his meds today. I would have gone the Nixon – Reagan route to attack Steinbrenner.* * For those who don’t know, George Steinbrenner was convicted of giving the Nixon campaign illegal funds and a felony charge of obstruction of justice which in turn got him [...]
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Your Seinfeld News Update

Share - Well, it seems that Jerry Seinfeld continues to remain in the news. He called Lady Gaga ‘a jerk’ for her antics at Yankee Stadium. She wasn’t invited to sit in Seinfeld’s seats but did anyway, and had to try to be outrageous, too. Not surprising, the only people that care what Jerry has [...]
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Troll Foot Spotted in Philadelphia

Share Theyyyy’reeeee Filming!
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