Gary Busey talks about hobbits because why not?
I don’t understand this video. I don’t think Gary Busey understands it either. I don’t think he understands how the internet works. But golly darnit, watch him try! Is Gary Busey the video…
4th Grader Skips Adderall Goes Straight to Hard Stuff
Arianna Hufflepuff informed me that a young woman (and by young woman, I mean infant of ten years old) recently won a science fair prize for her project entitled “Drug Sniffing Dogs” for…
Warning: This Post is 50 Shades of Nasty.
Five-hundred pages of torturous inner dialogue from a needy heroine? Treacly, cliched prose and poor sentence structure? Forty million copies sold world-wide? Mostly bought by sexually-frustrated middle-aged women? IS this “Twilight?” No. But…
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Overpriced Headphones for Hepcats Create Deafness Epidemic
I have uncovered a nefarious plot. Sol Republic, purveyor of exorbitantly priced headphones, has released a pair of headphones. For cats. X Meowingtons Readers, I obviously don’t need to spell out who Sol…
Jeff Mangum’s Got Swag
Look at this shit. I can’t even begin to process how awesome listening to this is. It’s simultaneously the best and worst thing ever. Imagine the concept: NMH mashed up with hip…
Stop eating each other. Seriously.
Oh HuffPo, how I love thee. Recently there has been a flesh-eating “fad” sweeping the nation. Looks kind of sexy. 21-year-old Morgan State University student Alexander Kinyua, openly admitted to not only murdering…
Should Hoes Get Learned?
If there’s one thing I can’t stand more than women driving, or women doing comedy, it’s women learning. Why do we need to learn how to read? Books are dumb. What’s the point…
Skymall’s Confused About Holiday Traditions
Now you can buy a Star of David to put on top of your Christmas tree for only $19.99! You can’t make this shit up!
Pin the Beard on Matisyahu
What would I do without the internet? //play here http://www.andylevy.co.uk/putthebeardon/
Maybe Josh Ritter is Responsible for Our Cultural Decline
I’ve been a big fan of Josh Ritter since I first heard “Lillian, Egypt” on The Hype Machine years and years ago. He represents something of a confluence of genres–bluegrass, folk, rock–that has steadily…