Time to Get Me Some Jew Gold
Thanks to Forbes, I now have all I need for success in my future. Awesome job, Forbes. You’re great. Forbes Israel recently posted a list ranking all of the billionaire Jews in the…
Hipsters, you created this North Korean monster
When I first heard the list of American cities that North Korea was planning to nuke, one of these cities did not go with the others. D.C., Hawaii, LA and …Austin Texas? Hawaii…
Jews Allowed to Eat Tapas Again
In the 1500s, during the Spanish Inquisition, the inquisitors used to throw giant carnivals where they would go through the crows offering some tasty form of pork. If you didn’t accept the pork…
Name your kid Adolf Hitler, but only if you’re in India
Oh India. Full of your crazy Indian goodness. What would we do without you? More importantly, what would your minor politicians do without Adolf Hitler? In some countries, there are laws that require…
Mad Cow Disease Wasn’t Bad Enough: Europeans Eat Questionable Meat Again
Ok. Seriously now. Could this please stop happening? When I’m eating a form of meat, I expect to actually be eating the form of meat I think I’m eating. I don’t want to…
The World Needs More Cat Cafes
This. Is. Not. Ok. Those of you who follow this blog and actually read my posts may remember a former plea for citizenship in the United Kingdom of the European Union. Well, this…
“The Atlantic” Invites You to Solve Over 60 Years of Ceaseless Conflict From the Comfort of Your Own Home
For all those back seat negotiators who, during the Camp David Accords looked at Jimmy Carter and at Menachim Begnin and Anwar Sadat’s shared Nobel Peace Prize (yeah, we’re in the WABAC Machine…
Meet the Bilby. Cry with Joy
When stuck in the UK for Thanksgiving, the young HJ doesn’t have much to do except drink excessive amounts while sobbing and looking at pictures of cute, bizarre animals on the webs of…
Russia’s new propaganda Jew Museum
Russia is not know for loving Jews. Or Israel. Russia really isn’t know for being much besides a corrupt pseudo-democratic country. But now Billionaire President Putin is trying to ‘get in good’ with…
Trials and Tribulations of the Amsterdamned
Like all American students in the abroad land must, as a right of passage, I traveled to the total like party center of like Europe. Yes, the one with the the legal hookers…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.