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Happy Bday Joey Lawrence and Hitler! It’s 4/20 Bitches.

In honor of this happy day, here are several thematic articles, sites and pics. Enjoy. 1. This silly marijuana-hipster report. 2. This youtube video “Shit Stoners Say” -ironically this could as easily be…

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New Orleanians renounce their “hip” title

There is a bit of a debate going on in NOLA right now about the “hip” status of the city. “Travel + Leisure” recently ranked us as number 4 in the America’s Best…

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Getting even more “Arrested” then previously believed!

OMGGGGGYALLLL THIS IS HUGE The show made an agreement with Netflix that all ten episodes of the fourth season will be aired simultaneously in early 2013. BUT now here are hints that there…

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Should Hoes Get Learned?

If there’s one thing I can’t stand more than women driving, or women doing comedy, it’s women learning. Why do we need to learn how to read? Books are dumb. What’s the point…

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Print Media Still Clueless ‘Bout Hipsters

The other day while flipping through an issue of Newsweek, I was reminded why no one my age gets news in print form. Reading through an article trying to explain Coachella to Newsweek’s…

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Gandalf Long Boarding for the win

It’s like Gandalf is my colon during Passover. The cars are poop.

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Monkeysphere? Monkey Do!

Everybody knows humans are just glorified apes. I think its written in a book somewhere, though I wouldn’t know, because reading is boring.  But at any rate, each any every horrible version of…

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Let the Hipster Hunger Games Begin

I saw the Hunger Games and it made me feel emotions briefly. Now that I have watched it, let us laugh at Hipsters, because that is the logical next step. Laughing at Hipsters…

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Always Low Self-Worth, Always.

This post is for you small-town kids out there. The kids who live in places so rural their neighbor’s cows sometimes make it into their backyard.  The kids who have gone “mudding”.   The…

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Too Much Stupidity Makes HJ a Dull Boy

I’m done. I’m done with people who don’t know things. In this day in age, there is actually no reason why you shouldn’t, I’ll say it again, know things. I know this is…

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  • about 8 hours ago

    Is it weird that when I think of Moses I picture Woody Allen playing the role?

  • about 9 hours ago

    So many people are googling that girl with the big tits

  • about 12 hours ago

    Hipster or Hassid. Doesn't matter which one you pick, the game is still dumb.

  • about 13 hours ago

    @Johnnieethejew I was thinking 5 stickers but if you want one, I can do that too

  • about 13 hours ago

    Someone is on my good side RT @Johnnieethejew: Just ordered m @HipsterJew shirt. YEAH

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