Please Shut Up Taylor Swift
T Swift has taken the time to open up her big, dumb, mouth again but this time not for a song about a love interest. This time, she isn’t subtly mentioning famous men…
Who’s Jews: Golden Globes Edition
The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has just announced their 2013 Golden Globe nominees which honor some old faithfuls and some newbies. Spielberg’s grandiose freedom/equality/democracy lovin’ and decidedly West Wing-esque Lincoln has emerged as the…
The Haim sisters throw down a dancy new love song
The Haim sisters have returned with another great song, titled ‘Don’t Save Me‘. I’m gonna add this song to my playlist entitled ‘rainy day music when I’m particularly self-hating, but want to reminisce…
Political Jew Fight in San Fernando Valley
Old liberal Jews in Los Angeles sometimes always disagree with eachother. But sometimes they get so angry that they call eachother mean names and posture to the point where you are worried one…
Seth Rogen + Barbra Streisand = Super Jew Comedy
The Guilt Trip may be the most Jewish looking movie ever. EVER. Kiss my ass, The Ten Commandments. See you in hell, The Hebrew Hammer. This is the type of movie that no…
I Just Blue Myself: ARRESTED CONTEST ALERT
Because I am constantly trolling the internet, I happened upon this gem that was published online about five hours ago. I am so glad that I am the one who gets to bring…
Post-Father’s Day Blues with the Farrows
Despite Uncle Woody’s past transgressions, we at the ol’ HJ still love him lots. How can we not? He’s the best damn Jew there is. However, not everyone agrees with us: namely, Woody’s…
Smiley Virus Embarking on Nuptial Journey
You heard it hear first. “Miley” Cyrus (real name: Destiny Hope Cyrus; did she cover up her white-trash roots with an even whiter, trashier name? Yes, yes I think she did.) is getting…
Watch A Sluiced Bill Murray Talk for 3 Minutes About ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, Pants
While we’re still waiting to find out if Bill Murray is even going to be in Dan Akroyd’s hypothetical Ghostbusters 3 movie, we at least know he’s still going strong in things that…
Larry David, Be My Dad
Larry David is so cute! Look at him attempt to do normal people things like park his car, and pay for his own parking. He lives the Curb life. He is every Seinfeld…
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.