Finally, We Can See What The X-Men Would Be As Hipsters
What if Rogue wasn’t a jacked 30-something in spandex who flew through the air and could suck out a person’s soul (or whatever you wanna call it) with her touch? What if she…
Watch A Sluiced Bill Murray Talk for 3 Minutes About ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, Pants
While we’re still waiting to find out if Bill Murray is even going to be in Dan Akroyd’s hypothetical Ghostbusters 3 movie, we at least know he’s still going strong in things that…
Will Smith raps ‘Fresh Prince’
This is the perfect video for a Monday afternoon. You’re tired because you spent the weekend drinking until 3am and you slept like shit last night, like you do every Sunday night. You…
Breaking News: No One Knows What ‘Hipster’ Means
So I get sent a video the other day that documents a French immigrant’s struggle to understand English, specifically the word “hipster.” Hey, Miss, get on board. No one else understands it either….
Jezebel Discusses Vibrators, Schlitz Blushes Profusely
Repressed ladies, HEAR MY PLEA! Some promiscuous man (one who probably gets colonics and lives in Noo York City) is trying to make vibrators and sexual discussion commonplace. We. Can’t. Let. This. Happen….
Counterpoint: ‘Girls’ Might Not Be Racist, But You’re Not Wrong For Saying It Is
On Monday, my fearless editor called the Internet out over the running debate over Lena Dunham’s show Girls in his article “The show ‘Girls’ isn’t racist; you are.” Sure, it may be a…
Hipster Cop is getting feisty
We all remember the golden days of Occupy Wall Street. Cops were beating innocent protestors. Parks were being over-run by the homeless and future homeless. And Hipster Cop was patrolling the mean streets…
Me Chinese, Me Make Joke
As the great Buddha once said, “Jews are wise and good at making money.” That’s true. I think it’s in the Bible somewhere. And thank y-hweh his thoughts on the Judaica carried on…
Can you answer these Hipster Logic Problems? (via McSweeney’s)
Confused Hipster. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency has done our work for us, and written a few Hipster Logic Problems. These are funny and Hipster endorsed (by us). Post your answers in the comment section…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
