Only the best are self-described hipsters
A new study came out, proving that the term ‘Hipster’ is still a derogatory term – but an entirely acceptable one – to this now marginalized and oft-hated group. (Think ‘punks’, but whiney…
Gilbert Gottfried reads the Sorority Girl Email
After esteemed actor Michael Shannon read that ridiculous sorority girls’ email, it made sense that a famous actor would follow suit. Instead, we have Gilbert Gottfried. Does he read the letter as well…
Treat Yourself: Park and Recreation Pornography
There’s nothing I love more than a good porno. Fun fact. These are words I’ve never actually written/spoken/or thought. But the Parks and Recreation porno is going to be hilarious and something I…
Super Mario Hipster Bros
A very talented artist has given the beloved Super Mario Bros the hipster treatment. They’ve been hipster-ized if you will. And the results are predictably funny. And predictably hipster. Sadly sexism rears its…
Please prank your parents with fake drug dealer texts UPDATE
There’s some hilarious pranks you can play on your gullible Jewish mothers. There are some pranks that are incredibly, incredibly mean, but also probably the funniest thing imaginable. Nathan Fielder, of the new…
Conspiracy Theories are Actually Government Plots. To Annoy Me.
I write a lot of rants. Usually, they are partially in jest, because as much as I like to get angry, I much prefer relentlessly mocking everyone and everything. However, today I would…
Time to Get Me Some Jew Gold
Thanks to Forbes, I now have all I need for success in my future. Awesome job, Forbes. You’re great. Forbes Israel recently posted a list ranking all of the billionaire Jews in the…
Manischewitz Crunk? More like Weed Heeb
Untimely, yes, considering it is April, but if anyone would like to purchase this little Jewey Gem for me, please send a private message for shipping information. I promise to send many…
Anne Frank: I would have been a fan of Neutral Milk Hotel
Anne Frank came out today to say that she would have been a fan of Neutral Milk Hotel, NOT Justin Bieber. When this reporter jumped into a time machine, brought Anne Frank to…
Needed: Nice Jewish Boys for R-rated JDate Calendar
Dear HJ’s, I’m sorry I have been lax in writing recently; having just finished an undergrad degree in English literature, I have been very busy launching my degree-driven career…. in the food-service industry….
05/17/2013 Randy Hampton — Are you an idiot? Well, yea you already answered that. Label people racist lol. And I'm going...
05/17/2013 Lainna Cohen — so much for loving kindness....what is sad is that people will take this to mean that this is how...
05/16/2013 cole — NOT FUNNY
05/16/2013 Karl — how long before Huma ditches this dude?
05/15/2013 Double Sunday — I don't know what to say other than that's not a good look for us.