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Hipsters look for love in real life
Share Will you be in Williamsburg today? Are you single and looking for love? Have you become so dependent on 4sq, online networking, and your WordPress blog that you forgot how to pick up women? Do you like stupid questions? Well, The Internet Killed Your Social Skills is trying to create an obviously awkward opportunity [...]
Tastebuds – Online Dating
Share Many people I have talked to complain that they can’t find someone who likes the same music as them. I personally think they don’t know how to look, but w/e. I get their issue. You don’t want to start making out with someone only to have them put on Oasis and ruin the mood. [...]
The L-Train Love Confessions
Share Gawker.com realized that Hipsters take the L-train to Brooklyn. They also realized that hipsters are socially awkward outside of their own circles, and not under copious amounts of alcohol. And with it, came some wonderful craigslist’s own “missing connections”. You can find the rest here. That may have been me. Would you believe that [...]
terrible Hipster wedding
Share Where to begin… These ‘internet-sensation wannabees’ are so heinous you will wonder why it was put on the interwebs. The video is embarrassingly bad. So bad that if my child ever did this, I’d stick them with the wedding bill after backhanding them all da way to da bank. First of all, Animal Collective [...]
Prom Sucks
Share We at Hipster Jew hate social events of all kinds – and prom is no exception. (Our dance moves are awkward, our clothing too cool for school.) We have all heard about the lesbian chick in Mississippi who was told she couldn’t bring her girlfriend to prom because it’s for ‘boys and girls’. Not [...]
I Love You, Mom
Share These people are the worst. The idea that one would want to marry a younger version of their nagging mother must scare all. I’m not going on another date until I go through a check list of how said girl is not at all like my mother. Man, my mother’s guilt is getting to [...]
Hipster Moms
Share So it seems like another website is jumping on the hipster ____ train. We did it at hipsterjew, as did Hipster Wife Hunting, and now there is theHipsterMom.com Their tag line asks ‘is it too early to start drinking?’, and I think it sums up the hipster attitude quite well. Continue to drink copious [...]
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