OMG I GOT AN iPHONE [POLL]
Hey Hebros and Heebees, Im like super kool now that I have an iPhone. Sry I havent been writing much. Too busy Instagraming my peen. Thx at+t. Without you Id be BBMing jappy…
Is it okay to steal another man’s bike? (w/ poll)
One of the Ten Commandments (number 11, I think) was to not steal cable tv. #5 or something was about stealing (“coveting”) another’s wife. I think #9 was about kidnapping. And #6 or…
Favorite Modest Mouse Album (poll)
What’s your favorite Modest Mouse EP / LP ? Don’t worry, I won’t judge you too much. Interstate 8 (1996) This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About (1996)…
The Happiest People In America
In case you haven’t looked at it yet, the NYTimes has a fairly detailed map of America’s happiness based on data from a recent Gallup poll. Moreover, the Times took it upon themselves…
How do you spell that holiday last week?
Hannuksdfasdgfa is over! Yay! or… BOO. Whatever. I dont really care. All I know is that it’s a time where people want to feel more jewish. Which is why we had our best…
What kind of November are you celebrating?
Happy Movember/No Shave November/Novembeard/Beardvember Hipster Jew readers! It’s the time of year when the weather starts getting really cold, so men and women all around the northern hemisphere grow out their facial hair….
You polled, I listened
You polled about what kind of glasses I should get and I listened. I know its like 8 months later and shit, but I listened. I didn’t do it because I thought that…
Duckman Sightings
Well well well. Have you ever seen that episode of Family Guy where Stewie discovers himself in 20 years? I think I’ve found The Duckman’s future self. Now included, an interactive poll! The…
05/24/2012
Isaiah 53 junior — 1)antichrist will be conceived in chorazin, born in bethsaida, reared in capernaum, and will rule from 3rd jewish temple in...
05/23/2012
Paul Rogers — as an alcoholic Jewish/Irish father I'm triply outraged!
05/23/2012
Schlitz — Why do they cut to the only 3 black women in the audience 4 times?
05/21/2012
The Duckman — I want him to read A-Train's bagel scene
