Bernie my man! So excited you finally decided to rustle some feathers. Living in Vermont, I get to see you all the time. Not in a creepy way, I swear. Just in a ‘you’re an old Jewish liberal dude who wanders around Burlington’, and I’m an old-at-heart Jewish liberal dude who wanders around Burlington. So pumped people will be making stale maple syrup jokes on CNN and Fox News. Can’t wait to see your reddening face yelling about how important the middle class is. Do you have a son? Would you like to be my second dad (don’t worry, my first liberal dad won’t be insulted by that)?
Okay, would you atleast then like to play a Rabbi in a small independent movie? Where all he does is drone about the Brooklyn Dodgers, possibly sounding the most Jewish he’s even sounded before? Yes? All I need is a time machine or the internet? Perfect. I’ll choose the internet.
// ht to Sweet Dave